I am SO against children that this one time a mother had her infant with her in her arms while she was talking to me.
The kid looked at me. I said “How’s it going?” In a regular “how adults talk to each other kind of voice”, you know without any of that crummy baby-talk.
The kid crawled out of her mother’s arms a bit, opened my hand with her hand and dropped her toy keys into my hand and then closed my hand around the keys with her sticky baby mitts.
That baby knew she was too drunk to drive.
I was the only one she respected and her self denial of her baby drunkeness came to an end when she realized that.
True story I kid you not.
For the record…
Just because some fans are wishing me well and wanting me “to be happy”, that is no reason for other fans to attack them on their tumblrs. Even if you think said fan is “reading into things too much”.
Stop telling each other what to do and treat each other with respect.
Shame on you.
I apologize to those fans who are getting crap for “caring” and all that.
You are aces in my book. :)
