So… Romano. I’ve a few things I want to say to you. First of all, you are a lot of fun to be around! Even when I get hit, It’s always because I’ve done something bad. You really brighten up my day, and I love making you smile. It’s one of my favorite things, right up there with tomatoes and churros.

Ah… I don’t need these notecards. I guess what I’m trying is to say, will you go to Prom with me? I love being around you Romano. I’d love to go to prom with you. 

Look, I even made a little sheet for you!