Basically

  • Me: *Dosen't go out*
  • Parents: You need to go out, all you do is sit at home sulking. Don't you have friends?
  • Me: *Goes out*
  • Parents: I have to take you everywhere! All you do is demand that I take you places! Demand demand demand! What do you ever do for me? I'm not a taxi service!

Empty My Mind

Hunter Moore feat. Foolish Ways

Empty My Mind | Hunter Moore feat. Foolish Ways

i’m feeling suave 

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Other Shit

Hunter Moore

Other Shit | Hunter Moore feat. Foolish Ways

ooc; Saito-mun stories.

  • Mom: FIX YOUR HAIR, PUT ON SOME MAKEUP, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.
  • Me: W--what? *looks like a creature from the beyond* Are we going out?
  • Mom: SO-AND-SO AND HER REALLY HOT SON ARE COMING OVER.
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: If you even mention my name or open my bat cave, I will kill you.
  • Mom: BUT --
  • Me: *booty-bumps her out and locks door*
  • Mom: BUT HE'S --
  • Me: I WILL KILL YOU.
  • Mom: *walks away mumbling* What the hell did I give birth to...

So where do I turn in my “I’ve never been addicted to watching anime” badge?

I accidentally closed firefox and it wouldn’t open again for ages and my mum was just looking at my desktop background disapprovingly the whole time

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I saw Merlin: The Darkest Hour for the second time with my parents & I cried again. My dad was like, “It’s just a TV show.”

I almost threw my mother at him.

one fucker of a unit done, 2 bazillion more. I dont think I am physically able to do chem, so I shall do more philosophy and call it a night.

on a side note, this coffee is making me really hyper cause for some reason I’m listening to like Eminem and just screaming/singing along even though my mom is asleep

Wait, now my mother also knows about the crude language I use on here. 

this is the incriminating photo

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my right arm has officially offended my mother

How to Be Rudely Awaken 101:
Have your mom bust into you door and insist you go to exercise with her without breakfast.

I think my mom thinks that I’m some super perverted bad child who looks at inappropriate things on the internet.  

I'm here all squealing about the Troian/Shay photo

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my mom came in my room earlier

  • mom: -looking at a photo of Roger on my wall-
  • mom: I don't understand how you like long jawed men.
  • me: it's only one man mom. and I only think he's kind of cute, that's it.
  • mom: oh. ok.
  • mom: -leaves a little later-
  • me: I LIED.

Upon witnessing a bag that seemed to be moving by itself...

  • Me: SALT IT AND BURN IT! QUICK!
  • Mother: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mother: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Mother: You get far too into things, you know?
  • Me: That's what people DO!
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