ooc; Saito-mun stories.
- Mom: FIX YOUR HAIR, PUT ON SOME MAKEUP, CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES.
- Me: W--what? *looks like a creature from the beyond* Are we going out?
- Mom: SO-AND-SO AND HER REALLY HOT SON ARE COMING OVER.
- Me: If you even mention my name or open my bat cave, I will kill you.
- Mom: BUT --
- Me: *booty-bumps her out and locks door*
- Mom: BUT HE'S --
- Me: I WILL KILL YOU.
- Mom: *walks away mumbling* What the hell did I give birth to...
one fucker of a unit done, 2 bazillion more. I dont think I am physically able to do chem, so I shall do more philosophy and call it a night.
on a side note, this coffee is making me really hyper cause for some reason I’m listening to like Eminem and just screaming/singing along even though my mom is asleep