SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS, I AM SAVED.
LIGHT AND COLOR IS BEING OFFERED AS A PHYSICS COURSE NEXT SEMESTER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS MEANS.
THIS MEANS I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY SCIENCE REQUIREMENT AT BARD COLLEGE.
IN THE SECOND SEMESTER OF MY SENIOR YEAR. WHILE WRITING A 140 PAGE UNDERGRADUATE THESIS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS MEANS.
THIS MEANS THAT AFTER FAILING TWO SCIENCE COURSES AT THIS GODFORSAKEN COLLEGE, I CAN TAKE ONE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR IDIOT LITERATURE MAJORS LIKE MYSELF AND GRADUATE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.
BRING IT, PHYSICS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT CONSTITUTES YOUR DIVISION. PARTICLES? BLACK HOLES? I DON’T CARE. I WANT IT SO HARD. PUT THAT KNOWLEDGE ALL UP IN ME. I’M GOING TO GRADUATE.
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sfx.co.ukLITERALLY JUST SCREAMED AND SPUN AROUND IN MY CHAIR. WHILE SCREAMING. AND NOW I’M JUST A WEE BIT DIZZY. BUT OMG IF THIS IS TRUE I’LL BE SO HAPPY WITH LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING.
DEAR WHITE GIRLS WITH BEAUTY CHANNELS ON YOUTUBE
‘CURLED’ AND ‘CURLY’ ARE NOT THE SAME THING
I DON’T USE AN IRON TO GET MY HAIR THE WAY IT IS
AND IF YOU DO, YOUR HAIR IS JUST. CURLED.
HAIR THAT IS SMOOTH AND STRAIGHT UNTIL THE VERY ENDS CAN DO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS THAN HAIR THAT IS NATURALLY FUCKING INSANE
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IT WAS SO PERFECT!! WHEN TOM WON HE SAID HE WAS LOKI OF ASGARD AND HE WAS BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS POPCORN AND THEN THE SAID JOSS WHEDON WAS A BEAUTIFUL BADASS AND HE THANKED THE CAST BY NAME, EVEN THE ONES WHO WEREN’T THERE AND HE THANKED MARK RUFFALO OF TOSSING HIM AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL AND CALLED CHRIS HEMSWORTH HIS BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. AND THEN JOSS WHEDON CALLED THEM ALL CLOWNS AND I JUST ASKAGADSHAKSKA!!!
EVERYTHING IS HIDDLES/LOKI/AVENGERS AND NOTHING HURTS!
“Don't. I'm not going to let you minimize this, Kurt. It's no accident that we were together on Christmas and again on Valentine's Day. And we're going to be together for many, many more, no matter how much you pretend that this doesn't mean anything.”
—I STILL BELIEVE THIS MEANT THEY FUCKED AT CHRISTMAS TOOit made me laugh really loudly when i saw you talking about burning your string instrument, and how nothing fucks with one like heat, and how fucking much you have to tune one, because HOO BOY CAN I RELATE
IT’S JUST. I’VE INHERITED A BIT OF A PHOBIA ABOUT MUSICAL INSTRUMENT ABUSE FROM MY MOM (who plays violin, guitar, and piano) AND THERE ARE THINGS YOU JUST DON’T DO
NEVER:
- DROP IT
- LEAVE IT OUT OF A CASE
- LEAVE A BOW WITH THE HAIR SCREWED TIGHT (IT PUTS UNNECESSARY STRAIN ON THE BOW)
- LEAVE IT WHERE IT’S TOO HOT
- LEAVE IT WHERE IT’S TOO COLD
- PUT STRAIN ON THE BRIDGE
- PUT STAIN ON THE A N Y T H I N G
- HOLD IT WITH JUST YOUR CHIN (unless you’re super experienced and very paranoid about dropping it and even then it’s not a good idea)
- SET IT ON FIRE
BONUS:
- IF YOUR INSTRUMENT WON’T STAY IN TUNE, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE PEGS—DON’T KEEP TIGHTENING THE STRINGS
- ALWAYS ROSIN YOUR BOW
- DON’T DROP SHIT IN THE F-HOLES, YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER EVER GET IT BACK
I KNOW ALL THIS…WITHOUT HAVING EVER PLAYED
SO SURELY. SHERLOCK HOLMES PRODUCERS/DIRECTORS CAN GOOGLE IT
