when i walk out on stage

this is what i see

all the fangirls

are starin at me

i got a pick in my hand and i ain’t afraid to throw it throw it

i’m dormouse and i know it

How the duel between Shark and Durbe will go down

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what happens when blogger thenorsebrothers becomes riddled with boredom.

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what even is this though??? idk 

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someDAAAAAAYYYYYYY my PRIIIIINNNCEEE will COOOOOOMMEEEEEE 

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plot twist: this is what i really look like. everything else is photoshopped look at me appreciate my natural beaUTY

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WOW LOOK THORKI PORN

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thar sure be sumthing that stanks up in hurrr

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“mmm qurl who da fuqq is this? your weave is ratchet as hell!”

“what chu mean?! we tha same persON!”

aka my life as fight club

Patrick Stump isn’t a virgin

Patrick Stump

Isn’t a virgin

because he’s not a 10 year old boy

He’s a man

A big strong man

Sometimes, I have really good ideas that should be shared with the world.

And most of the time, I should not be allowed to click the “text” option.

And sometimes, I am Keir Kardashian, the black Kardashian who isn’t black or Kardashian, just a beautiful majestic dolphin.

  • *punching scene in ASIB*
  • John: You want to remember, Sherlock. I was a soldier. I killed people.
  • Sherlock: You were a doctor!
  • John: I had bad days!!!1
  • John: also
  • John: fuck you I won a BAFTA!!11

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you messed with the wrong bug nigguh

MURDER

MONDAY

&

NICHIBROS

DAY

AHAHAHA GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW.

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