Sarah, you can’t spend all your apartment furnishing funds on a shiki futon and a kotatsu. You can’t do that. You need plates and silverware and towels and bakeware and cookware and cups and a lot of shit and you just CANNOT DO THAT.

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BUT OH MY GOD I COULD OWN A KOTATSU AND THAT IS, LIKE, MY FUCKING DREAM.

Why doesn’t America have heated tables? This is the best idea in the world. I need it. I’m also pissed we don’t have ondols. Heated floors, people. Korea has been doing that shit since before Jesus.