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Bears are mean... but funny
Steve: Grizzly bears. I, uh… (chuckle) You know what, that’s a good question. They just… are. (giggle) So big and fuzzy… Hey, Vega!
James: Hey Esteban!
Steve: Why don’t you have any chest hair?
James: …What are you implying?
Steve: Nothing, nothing. All I’m saying is, if you had some fur on your chest, you could make a great bear.
James: I’d make a great – wait, what?
Steve: A bear! You know. Grrrr! (bares his teeth and growls, but then turns it into a purr)
James: (stares at him, baffled)
Steve: Oh come on! Do I really have to explain this to you?
James: As confused as I am right now, something tells me I should back away now, before I find out what you’re really talking about.
Steve: I’m talking about M29 Grizzlies, of course. Pack a hell of a punch, but they’re horrible, lumbering things. Unmanned, they weigh more than two Makos. Great for planetary campaigns… until the campaign is over, and you have to lug them somewhere else.
James: You’re saying I’d make a good tank if I grew some chest hair?
Steve: Exactly! It’s like extra padding beneath your armour. You could charge a line of cannibals and knock them down with your sheer manliness.
James: What if they had marauder support?
Steve: Well, then you’d need a tank.
Flames, Gears, and Animals: Clemet stumbled through the portal, his wrist and chest bleeding... »
Clemet nodded weakly, forcing his eyes open. The fluid in his lungs began to drain as he slowly relaxed.
Now Sam only had one last question, “I need you to tell me this, are the things that did this to you on the other side of that portal?” He pointed towards the same portal that Clemet had fallen through.
Clemet shook his head weakly, “N-No, it leads t’ my ‘verse. The p-portal to the things’ verse ‘s gone…”
Sam let out a sigh if relief, which quickly turned into a grunt of pain as his body remembered that it wasn’t recovered enough to run.
Jacob was finishing the last of Clemet’s wounds, “So who’s Copper?” He asked.
“A cyborg. Becile Industries took ‘er. She shut off the portal between my ‘verse and ‘er’s, so I’ve been runnin’ from portal t’ portal tryin’ t’ get to ‘er.”
So yeah since tumblr prom was apparently a waaaay long time ago, why don’t we musers have a Muser Prom?
It might be fun.. y’know?
Probably not.. but who knows?
And maybe since it’s coming up we could host it the day before Matt’s birthday? (Because if we had it on his actual birthday that would take attention away and we couldn’t do that)
Anybody up for it?
What's your greatest memory involving your family?
okay story time
every winter my family and i would drive out to south dakota to visit my moms side of the family - as of late my parents drive out there but my sisters and brother-in-law fly because of work and such.
but this one year, when i was a wee lass, it had been snowing REALLY HARDCORE and so there was a crap ton of snow on the side of the road and it was kinda icey on the ground and whatever. so anyways, we’re driving along and we run out of gas. and my dad is like, “what.” and we’re like, “this is how we die.”
so then he’s like, “okay let me put on my grizzly mountain man jackets and trek to the nearest gas station.” which was WHO KNOWS WHERE
when all of the sudden A CAR STOPS
at first we were like, “wow this is sketch.”
but it turned out to be a young couple and they were like, “hey you need some help??”
and then they took my dad to the gas station and we got gas in our car again and then we were on our way to my grandparents house!
it was pretty legit though because this cop stopped by after my dad had already left and was like, “hey you guys need some help?” and what not and then everything worked out okay even though we were kinda freaked out about letting my dad ride in the car with some strangers. because you know, that is some scary movie shiz right there.