WHEN MY FRIENDS TOLD ME WE WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT

When An Unattractive Guy Friend Wants To Be More Than Friends
What I Tell Him:

What I Really Mean:

High School.
Other people:

Me:

When My Ex-Boyfriend Brags To Me About His New Girlfriend
I’m Like:

WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME I'M ONLY CONCERNED ABOUT MYSELF

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'LL BUY THE NEXT ROUND
