I’m a #Smurfette! (patrocinado por #BlueTropic) xD (Tomada con instagram)
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Watching #thesmurfs with #smurfette (Taken with instagram)
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My Smufette plush came today, I'm very happy guys
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Buffy the Vampire Smurfer by ~originalceenote
I love Buffy. That’s a given. This sketch jumped into my head and I didn’t have to rely too heavily on the reference pic I found of Sarah Michelle Gellar, the pose was easy to draw.
Smurfette occasionally needs to be drawn as a badass.
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La la la-la la la, La la la la la La la la-la la la, La la la la la La la la-la la la, La la la la la (chorus) La la la-la la la, La la la la la La la la-la la la, La la la la la (chorus) Verse 2: La la la-la la la, La la la la la La la la-la la la, La la la la la is what comes to mind when I see Alice today.
Rocking her Smurfiest outfit to date- Alice is wearing blue over the knee stocks, White Dr Martens, white Smurfette dress, blue chiffon top and white knitted beanie.
Random Smurf fact of the day- Smurfette was originally created by the evil Gargamel to destroy the Smurfs and her favourite things are flowers and the colour pink…
Let’s hope Gargamel doesn’t catch her and turn her into gold 0_0
Written by contributor Bobbi in lieu of Willem who is currently sick. Even though today’s content is just a little more awesome, we still wish Willem to get well spoon!
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Smurfette (Donnie Darko)
- Ronald Fisher: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
- Sean Smith: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
- Ronald Fisher: Smurfette?
- Sean Smith: Yeah, not some tight-ass Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
- Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
- Sean Smith: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
- Ronald Fisher: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
- Sean Smith: Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
- Ronald Fisher: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
- Sean Smith: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
- Donnie: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
- Ronald Fisher: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?
