- Fabulous haidresser talking about his dates and sex (don't ask me how we got there): I mean oh my God I was so horny, I needed a man, but you know it was one of those night, I just needed... (silence)... well I don't know if I can talk about it because people get weirded out!
- Me, thinking: /try me/
- Fabulous hairdresser: I mean, do you know men can be... stimulated, not just via their dicks?
- Me: You mean you wanted to get fucked and come via the power of the blessed prostate?
- Fabulous hairdresser: *squeals* CAN I KEEP YOU?
