Um, Nope. Never have. So you will rot in hell for spreading this slander!

Oh yes, because God has nothing better to do than to send someone to Hell (It has a capital too because it is a proper name involving a place) for insisting another masturbates. 

Also, that isn’t slander.  Slander is the spreading of vicious lies, rumours, and name-calling in a public forum such as, but not limited to only: tv, newspapers, radio or via speeches or public debates.  Countering an unintelligent, clearly uneducated severely mentally ill 26 year old obsessive-compulsive who spends his days (it’s not even noon yet) seeking out random people who have nothing to do with him OR his imaginary world of iCarly with sarcasm is NOT slander.