toast trauma

• skepticArcher: So
• Raptorbane: story time
• skepticArcher: Back when gw2 had some serious hilarity going on with the butter drop rate.
• Raptorbane: HEHEHEHE
• skepticArcher: and Sam's character could cook.
• skepticArcher: we just all sent her food so she could level her cooking
• skepticArcher: except EVERYTHING DROPPED BUTTER
• Raptorbane: EVERYTHING.
• skepticArcher: so we'd just send her stacks and stacks of it
• Raptorbane: oh cool i mined some copper- wait is this butter???
• sunbreaksdown: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THEY WERE SENDING ME HUNDREDS OF STICKS AT A TIME
• Raptorbane: SO MUCH BUTTER
• Raptorbane: but i think the part that made it so good
• Raptorbane: was that sam sent us back buttered toast
• skepticArcher: Yup
• Raptorbane: can you imagine
• Raptorbane: getting THOUSANDS OF STICKS OF BUTTER IN THE MAIL
• Raptorbane: and then meticulously spreading it on toast
• skepticArcher: a;fsjkla
• Raptorbane: with the evil intent of "fuck you guys i'll show you"
• Raptorbane: "I'LL SHOW THEM ALL" SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE