• My little sister: what are those? *points to stretch marks*
  • Me: those are stretch marks
  • Her: why do you have them? I thought only moms got them when they have babies
  • Me: I have them because I'm fat
  • Her: Nonono, you aren't fat. You probably just got struck by lightning and lived but have the scars to prove that you lived from being struck by lighting
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