NOT HIM

SIMON LEWIS

I just can’t get over this.

Everything you’ve heard 

About tears, 

About feelings, 

Legends whispered 

Around bookstores, 

All the stories are true. 

Your life changes, reading Cassandra Clare’s novels. 

How every Mortal Instruments book goes down

  • Jace: Clary dont do the thing
  • Jocelyn: Clary dont do the thing
  • Simon: Clary dont do the thing
  • Isabelle: Clary dont do the thing
  • Alec: Clary dont do the thing
  • Magnus: Clary dont do the thing
  • Max: Clary dont do the thing
  • Maryse: Clary dont do the thing
  • Robert: Clary dont do the thing
  • Luke: Clary dont do the thing
  • Maia: Clary dont do the thing
  • Valentine: Clary dont do the thing
  • Lillith: Clary dont do the thing
  • Seelie Queen: Clary cont do the thing
  • Hodge: Clary dont do the thing
  • Raphael: Clary dont do the thing
  • Camille: Clary dont do the thing
  • Tessa Gray: Clary dont do the thing
  • Will Herondale: Clary dont do the thing
  • Jem Carstairs: Clary dont do the thing
  • Caesar Flickerman: Clary dont do the thing
  • Han Solo: Clary dont do the thing
  • Davesprite: Clary dont do the thing
  • Clary: Does the thing

in a few hundered years when everyone dies Simon, Magnus and Raphael should form a boyband. 

The immortal instruments.

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