I am super sick today, and I took some cold medicine, and I just… I found myself doing this for over five straight minutes:
Like, I have always loved my nose, but today it’s just amazing. It’s even sharper than I remembered and I was like “I should memorize my own nose. I don’t know the back of my own hand really well. Am I supposed to know the back of my hand really well? Do other people know the backs of their hands really fucking well and I am the weirdo for whom ‘I know him like the back of my hand’ means I don’t know him very well? At least I can know my own nose. And then I will say ‘I know him like the shape of my nose.’ Whoa, I just realized why robotripping is a thing.”
And then when I was trying to make the above gif to show you, I messed up some settings but I made a gif that EXACTLY illustrates how I feel right now.
Daaaaamn.
#I am too sexy for this gif set #too sexy for this planet #too sexy for your face #sexy sexy sexy?
“oh Master, where have you left your own ego this time?”
What if
What if roses were purple
And violets were green?
Oak trees wore slippers,
And bunnies were mean?
What if clouds weren’t so fluffy
And these walls could talk?
Or our chairs all stood up
And took a long walk?
What if we all could find
A four leaf clover,
Or pigs really flew,
And hell froze on over?
Would that mean I love you,
Could handle your shit?
Well that hasn’t happened.
You’re still full of it.
