Imagine your OTP switching personalities.
Imagine your icon waking you up by throwing pillows at you
Imaging your icon trying to have a threesome with your OTP
Imagine Person A of your OTP giving child birth and squeezing the life out of Person B’s hand and Person B is moving in all different directions desperately trying to release Person A’s grip as they keep chanting sweet words to Person A.
Imagine your OTP (or OT3) on some game show like Family Feud againist you and your friends. Only to end with your team winning and them overreacting on purpose.
Imagine your icon fangirling over Jurassic Park 3D.