“And remember, not everybody reads minds. If you don't say what you feel someone's liable to think you don't feel at all,”

—Mort Garson
  • Melora: What sign are you guys, y'all guys?
  • Audience: (shouting in response)
  • Melora: It sounded... It sounded predominantly Taurus and Cancer.
  • Audience: (cheering)
  • Melora: Do you know how BAD that is?
  • Audience: (scattered laughter)
  • Melora: It's totally bad.

In Love, Scorpio

Mort Garson

Mort Garson - In Love, Scorpio

this entire series is so fucking good and so fucking funny.  those smarmy dated voices.  ”your partner will know they’ve been in one hell of a pillow fight” omg.

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