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who remembers that book with like the pictures of the boobs that told little girls about periods and tampons and boobs???????
ugh my boobs are still at the pointy boob stage they’re big but why are they not round yet ugh tough life 

im trying really hard not to bother you with my feelings but when you start acting cute like youre interested what the fuck am i supposed to do

i want dave, kar, and john to be a really good friend trio like a ‘three best friends that anyone could ever have’ type deal

dave and john would team up to bother kar and vice versa

john would probably be the most sensible out of the three and have to save dave from getting murdered by karkat on a regular basis 

and then they would have those magical times where they all actually get along 

it’d be really awesome, they just couldn’t be near any sharp objects when they all hung out together for their own safety (as well as the public’s)

HI THEREEE. i’m never really good at things like this but i’m just gonna give it a try and see where this takes me! my name’s ally, and tbh i think being in this group would really help me learn more about the other 5SOS fans and make new friends and such :) i’m ngl, i made this blog last month so you can consider me as a “new fan” but i’ve learnt a lot so far and i’ve come to really love the boys and everything, and i really want to share this whole #5SOSfamily experience with you all! umm i make edits? idk if that’s a really important factor but i guess you can see them all here! so, yeah! i think being in the derpballers would be really fun and i think it would be great if you added me in the group!

peace love blessings xoxo

p.s. the boys think it would be a gr8 idea too y’know ;)

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it’s hard when you like finn and the flame princess and love the everloving shit out of fionna and marshall lee

it’s like i wanna be loyal

but fionnaxmarshall lee

you guys watch the walking dead?

reblog so i can follow you or message you

please i want someone to gush over the show with i didn’t realize tumblr watched walking dead

Melodramatic post is melodramatic

You know what sucks? Seeing all those uplifting posts telling you to live and be brave and go out and do things. I especially liked the one that said “Staying in bed all day is not poetic.”, and even the one with Pam’s goodbye telling people to be brave and live and go out and go for what you want that I reblogged this morning. What sucks is seeing those posts, being inspired by them, actually taking initiative to do something, and then ending up back at home, in bed, answering e-mails from your boss only a few hours later.  

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Just a warning that if you watch Across the Universe with me I will sing along to every song, instrumental parts included.

i hate when something really good you do goes unappreciated

like i’m not looking for a parade in my honour but god damn can’t you at least say thanks?

okay so i live in the state of michigan

two peninsulas, surrounded by lakes

and everyone always says that michigan is shaped like a mitten

but ever since i was little i’ve thought that lake michigan looks like an angry pickle with a hat and no one agrees with me

wow tickets to Alaska are only $500???
maybe i can convince my grandpa to go with me there since he has relatives there yEAH 

who wants to join an rp with me?

jesus man my mum is being really unhelpful rn

like i was picking at my eyelashes trying to unclump some mascara and she was all like “STOP PULLING YOUR EYELASHES OUT”

wow mum have a little faith

I'm becoming anita but i still haven't gotten a real good start on the powerpoint.

fuck off anita, let me work.

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i don’t know how i feel about this upcoming tbs king of the nerds show

like

i don’t know why but it annoys me????

[Muffled Saria song playing in the distance]

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