I have to be at school tomorrow from like 650 to like 11 tomorrow. And from like 4 to 11 I have to be wearing my hair piece, fake eyelashes, 378901408789 pounds of make-up, a dress that weighs like 15 pounds, 2 pairs of tights, spanx, and my character shoes. all that shit is fine for like 2 hours. 6 or 7 hours is pushing it. Not to mention having to deal with annoying 6th graders. I HATE PYRAMID CONCERT WITH A BURNING PASSION. Also, we have to both set up and strike the entire gym. which means like huge tarps on the floors 300 chairs and both the show choir risers and the normal risers. kill me now.
So my show choir competition show theme this year is called “Save the Planet”, which is pretty self-explanatory.
Today we listened to the first judge’s tape from the weekend’s competition, because it was that one damned judge who destroyed our score.
One of the songs is called “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish”, which is about humans destroying the Earth.
THIS JUDGE LITERALLY SAID HE DIDN’T GET HOW IT FIT IN
GOD DAMMIT STEVE YOU DID NOT GET THE JOKE