To all of the show choirees that are competing in FAME NYC tomorrow:

Break a leg and may the best show choir win! (Plus i’ll be there competing in the chamber choir and mixed show choir competitions and cheering everyone on)

Congratulations to everyone who competed in nationals in Chicago last weekend!

I couldn’t go myself but others have told me what incredible talent was there and how amazing the experience was

I have to be at school in 6 1/2 hours.

To sleep or not to sleep?

Dead. Emotionally and physically drained. Biggest adrenaline rush of my life. Show choir love.

Motherfuuuuuuuuckkker

I have to be at school tomorrow from like 650 to like 11 tomorrow. And from like 4 to 11 I have to be wearing my hair piece, fake eyelashes, 378901408789 pounds of make-up, a dress that weighs like 15 pounds, 2 pairs of tights, spanx, and my character shoes. all that shit is fine for like 2 hours. 6 or 7 hours is pushing it. Not to mention having to deal with annoying 6th graders. I HATE PYRAMID CONCERT WITH A BURNING PASSION. Also, we have to both set up and strike the entire gym. which means like huge tarps on the floors 300 chairs and both the show choir risers and the normal risers. kill me now. 

My show choir costume costs more than my college application fees.

So my show choir competition show theme this year is called “Save the Planet”, which is pretty self-explanatory.

Today we listened to the first judge’s tape from the weekend’s competition, because it was that one damned judge who destroyed our score.
One of the songs is called “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish”, which is about humans destroying the Earth.

THIS JUDGE LITERALLY SAID HE DIDN’T GET HOW IT FIT IN

GOD DAMMIT STEVE YOU DID NOT GET THE JOKE

Wow thank God we had seniors showing up high off of weed to our final concert of the year. Thanks guys. Really.

It's hard to be "one big family" when we all secretly hate each other.

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Yesterday in Show Choir

  • Dan: And now to add the whip cream on top; the sopranos!
  • Me: You hear that? We're the whip cream on top.
  • Julian: Yeah. The extra calories no one wants.

We’re paying you to be our choreographer, we’re not paying you to be a bitch.

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