Shoebox Project

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Title: Shoebox Project
Authors: dorkorific and ladyjaida 
Rating: PG-R
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, James/Lily, Peter/Sandwiches
Summary: The Holy Grail of Marauders fanfiction. Honestly if you haven’t read this I really don’t know what you’re doing on the internet. 

Jesus bloody fuck, Moony,” Sirius says. “I thought you were rocks.” “Sometimes,” Remus gasps, “Sometimes rocks have urges too.” 

Here is a download link to all the chapters of Shoebox in a nice little pdf file. 

“I like to remember everything. As it was. Because moments by themselves aren't enough; they're just -- they're like photographs. They move a little, they wave, but they aren't everything. You can look back on a moment and say 'In that moment I was happy' or, more often than not, 'In that moment I was uncomfortable' or 'In that moment I was sad' or 'In that moment we were all berks' but you can look back on everything and you think, 'That was good.' Because when all the moments come together, when all the songs meet up with one another, you get something whole and complete and wonderful, people you loved and people you hated and a fondness for them you may not be able to recapture but everything you remember about them being somehow more than they really were, because that's what remembering everything does. When I'm old, I think, I'll look back on this and I won't remember 'That time Sirius thought, if he lit a fart on fire, he could make a star come out of his arse' but I'll probably remember the stars themselves. I won't think 'He nearly choked me when he grabbed onto my tie' but I will think about the stupid doggy noises you're making, even right now, even while you're sleeping. It probably means remembering everything and not jumping from moment to moment like life is a game of leap-frog and should be taken experience to experience like lily-pads is foolish, because I won't remember you're often a berk and James is often a berk and Peter can be impressively inane and I am such a wet-blanket with such a large nose it's a miracle you don't hate me. I'll just remember that I talked for five minutes to a friend who was already sleeping and I was happy anyway. You're not going to remember any of this. Which is probably good since this, my friend, is definitely babble. I hate Gillyweed. It makes you think everything is profound when, in reality, you're talking to yourself and no one else can translate the language that is You.”

—Remus, Shoebox Project 

“To pee, or not to pee: that is the question Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer The pangs and narrows of a murd'rous bladder Or take arms against our dear McGoogles And by opposing -- detention! To die: to leave: No more; and by 'a leave' to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks This class is heir to, 'tis a bathroom break Devoutly to be wish'd. To die: to leave: To leave perchance to pee: ay, there's the rub”

—HAMLET (played by S. Black Esquire hi’self), as quoted by Remus Lupin; The Shoebox Project

“Fabian touches his shoulder, the nape of his neck, the back of his head, his hand moving in fluttering useless graceful caresses. Remus thinks, I will never be able to touch anyone like that. Remus thinks, I want to. It comes from nowhere, an unbidden hunger, something like under a full moon but completely horribly wonderfully human. It's wanting to howl from the depths of his boyhood, his teenagerhood, his incipient manhood. It has everything to do with the workings of his human body. This howl is another kind of madness.”

The Shoebox Project, Chapter 23
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