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Once I pooped so hard I gave myself a nosebleed.

so Jesse Eisenberg is at the Tony Awards and I just
“Tonight, we are going to rob the Tony Awards.”

I’m tired of seeing that tired shitty joke, “How do you know if someone’s vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll fucking tell you.”

No shit. Because otherwise, you keep pestering us to try some of the mac and cheese, or telling us to get some ice cream, or asking us if we have an eating disorder.

You’re tired of hearing we’re vegan? We’re tired of you pushing food on us.

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does anyone mariwanna hang out with me tomorrow and smoke some heroin haha 520 blaze it

also way too many ‘make me a sandwich’ and ‘get back in the kitchen’ jokes happened last night. And then after introducing myself about 5 times, this guy called me Janet, Janine, and finally darling. So I punched him.

[6/17/13 9: 26:08 PM] ♕ pantera rey.: AW SQUEAK THAT'S REALLY SWEET
[6/17/13 9: 26:11 PM] ♕ pantera rey.: <3
[6/17/13 9: 26:31 PM] ♕ pantera rey.: and I hope you don't feel like I hate techno because some techno is really good!
[6/17/13 9: 26:43 PM] ♕ pantera rey.: and your jokes aren't always bad
[6/17/13 9: 26:46 PM] ♕ pantera rey.: I'm not just saying that
[6/17/13 9: 26:47 PM] ♔ s h a r p: no i know just not to make you listen to dubstep
[6/17/13 9: 27:08 PM] ♔ s h a r p: i drop the bass and you drop the conversation (only not really)