When you spell your own name wrong.

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very gently masturbate. No. 58

Recent news says that Oscar Pistorious wanted a new bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

i saw a bed and breakfast but i read it as “REd and breakfast”

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I am Asian.

Do I eat rice?
Well I do but not tonight or the night before. I hardly eat rice.

STOP GENERALISING!

“OH MY GOD. MY PENIS IS HAVING A HEART ATTACK”

SCHMIDT YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST HUMAN TONIGHT. I CANT.

And then my room is all dark at night and I lay in bed and realize I have no lover. I’d love to have one right now; I want the cheese stuff, I’ve never had that and at this moment it’s important for me to experience that. I want to smile like an idiot to his text messages or comments but I don’t see that kind of stuff happening anytime soon. I need to stop liking the wrong people.

Productive

Just spent the past few hours downloading the vampire diaries soundtrack and youtubing Taylor Swift and Jaden Smith instead of doing English homework, and noww i’m off to bed

aszjgajxdgaksdxgaksxckcxkjzshx got an email from management about deatils of the meet and greet. this is becoming so real holy fuck.

Oh shit.

UCAS has been sent. Fml.

oh shit
I’m shit
Everything’s so much shit…

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