A Day In The Life Of A Directioner

• *Wake up* get phone and laptop, log onto tumblr/twitter/instagram
• Me: Shirtless, really what are they purposely trying to kill me
• Me: Why cant they know i exsist? Why cant they be my husbands? *breaks down crying*
• Mom: Is everything okay?
• Me: NOTHINGS FINE IM TORN!!
• Mom: oh god not this again
• Me: Do not judge me. I am beautiful and they said so themselves!
• Mom: You need help
• In the car, What Makes You Beautiful comes on.
• Me: OMG OMG HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! (Makes un-human like noise)
• Mom: Oh lord, i think i need to change to channel
• Me: MOM IF YOU CHANGE THIS STATION I WILL SHOVE CARROTS IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS
• Mom: Again, you need help
• Me: WAIT WAIT WAIT HARRYS SOLO IS COMING EVERYONE STFU!!
• Mom: (during solo) why is this so important
• Me: You are a disgrace of all directioner mothers
• Back in your room
• Me: ITS GETTING TOO HOT, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!
• Dad: What the hell are you listening to young lady?
• Me: Your future son-in-laws!
• Dad: oh god, what has my daughter turned into
• Me: i turned into a directioner thats what!
• Dad: You people have an answer for everything
• Before you go to bed
• Me: I wonder what the boys are doing now
• Me: OMFG they could be naked
• Me: one day, they will sleep beside me in this bed
• *dreams about them*