“THOSE TATTOOS THAT HAVE AN ANCHOR AND SAY ‘I REFUSE TO SINK’ ARE SO STUPID DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT ANCHORS ARE LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO SINK THAT’S THE POINT OF THEM IF YOU WANT A TATTOO THAT SAYS THAT MAKE THE PICTURE BE OF A POOL NOODLE OR SOME FLOATIES OR SOMETHING”—elisabethdarcy
somebody i know has somehow managed to open a tattoo shop.
with a portfolio of tattoos like this: rose, some star pattern thing and some more shit stars.
i know everybody has to start somewhere, but this is silly. who allows these people to open shops or even pass inspections?! surely there’s a standard not only for health but also artistry.
i think it’s safe to say i will never be crossing the threshold of this shop, ever.