“I'm so glad I can log into Neopets through Facebook!”

—no one ever
  • no one ever: wow austin carlile is really ugly
  • Nobody ever: Salad Fingers wasn't creepy at all. No, not in the least!

I really like it when Hollywood uses my mental disorder as a plot point. 

  • no one ever: Kentucky is so cool I love living in kentucky

"Katy Perry is way more talented than Lady Gaga"

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  • no one: oh thank god they captioned their post with "queued" because I give a fuck

Shit No One Says

  • Hey can I borrow your Nickelback CD?
  • I love your crocs!
  • Kristen Stewart is such an amazing actress!
  • You look great with a spray tan!
  • I completely understand why homework is a necessary part of my learning process.
  • I look great in my drivers license picture!
  • Nicki Minaj is such a lyrical genius!
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were such an outstanding couple.
  • Snooki will be a great mother!
  • I wish I was a ginger.
  • Being grounded for a month has been a very enlightening experience. I've sure learned my lesson! Thanks mom and dad!
  • I'd love to go see Rebecca Black live!
  • I hate British accents.

lol but wheres the screen cap of elena and caroline helping april pick out her dress

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“Wait, can I just go into Abercrombie for a second to breathe?”

—Nobody

shit no one says.

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Harry and Taylor would be the cutest thing ever! Haylor for life!!

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Haylor should not be able to exist on Earth. I mean cmon, they are going to break up and she is going to make another song about breaking up and we will have to go through her little phase again. :/ ITS A FUCKING NEVER ENDING CYCLE..

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