Damn

i got my assignment dates mixed up for English III and MWS(Modern world studies).

i was just saying to myself on Thursday about something being due but i couldn’t remember i was thinking about MWS but didn’t see anything due. And today i check my English III Weekly plans and see that my Huckleberry finn project is due next Monday and i haven’t even started on it. I thought it was due Dec 5th turns out to be My MWS major project 2. -_- This means i have to work on my English III project and my other work for this week *cries*.

i remember when boys would take me on dates wow good times

Shit D.A.M.N.: Shit that Don't Actually Matter Now

Last night I went out and partied with some folks I don’t get to see often enough. We drank stuff and danced or asses off.

Last night I was drunk enough that some shit mattered that doesn’t matter. It’s hilarious to think about now.

Here’s a list of Shit that Don’t Actually Matter Now from last night:

1. I hit on some girl of south Asian (brown skin) decent with some BIG OLE titties who was dancing freaknasty with me. She had a girlfriend (WHO WAS THERE), but kept dancing just as nasty with me anyway.
2. I only paid for 2 drinks all night (BALLIN ON A BUDGET BITCHES) and this really nice really gay fella I just met kept buying us all Sake shots. Like, I must have drank an entire bottle of sake worth of shots. (This guy kept telling me how much he LOOOOVVVEED me, and I reminded him of his friend who wore heels, lee-press on’s and had a mustache.)
3. I met an adult male personification of every crazy bitch who’s ever starred on the Bad Girls Club. Within 10 minutes of meeting him, I no longer felt like I am missing out because BGC is on a 2 week hiatus. I kept expecting him to try to start some shit. He did, actually. In real life, I realized it’s very easy to squash that kind of shit.