limprighthand said: I’m sitting on the edge of the tub hissing like a cat.
I can hear that. I’m counterattacking by cradling you gently and rocking.
- Me: MUM HOLY CRAP DID YOU JUST SEE THAT CASTLE BECKETT NOIR HER HAIR HIS HAT HER DRESS LOOK AT RYAN AND ESPO OH GOD AND LANIE AND MARTHA AND ALEXIS I CAN'T EVEN THIS EPISODE THIS SHOW FLAWLESS FLAWLESS LET ME DIE CAN IT BE FEBRUARY 6TH
- Mum: Yeah, it's cute. Kenz. Kenzie, stop smacking me. KENZ.
- Me: No. Mum. It isn't just "cute". No. YOU HAVE TO BE EXCITED, YOU INTRODUCED ME TO CASTLE.
- Mum: And for that, I am so sorry.
Are you and Rory doing okay? There's been some rumors of a public argument. And divorce papers.
…what?

Who… who would start a rumor like that? Rory and I, we love each other. Of course we love each other. Why on earth would there be divorce papers?

You know what, anon? Who do you think you are, suggesting I’m gonna divorce my husband. Why don’t you get the hell away and stop saying such awful things.





