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My mom and Sherlock references
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Mom:
You have one friend in highschool!
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Me:
*nods*
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Mom:
You're supposed to be social!
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Me:
I don't have friends. I just have one.
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Mom:
Why do you insist on isolating yourself?
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Me:
Alone is what keeps me safe. Alone protects me.
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Mom:
(catching onto the Sherlock references) Friends protect people.
a bad time to use too many sherlock quotes.
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Mum:
Jess you should do your homework!
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Me:
Not my division.
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Mum:
Do your homework and Ill give you icecream.
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Me:
SAY THAT AGAIN! Say that again and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
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Mum:
You're crazy
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Me:
Uhm excuse you, Im a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
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Me:
OH HONEY YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN
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Mum:
Okay Im going. You have to do it or you cant see any of your friends.
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Me:
I dont have 'friends.'
