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My mom and Sherlock references
- Mom: You have one friend in highschool!
- Me: *nods*
- Mom: You're supposed to be social!
- Me: I don't have friends. I just have one.
- Mom: Why do you insist on isolating yourself?
- Me: Alone is what keeps me safe. Alone protects me.
- Mom: (catching onto the Sherlock references) Friends protect people.
a bad time to use too many sherlock quotes.
- Mum: Jess you should do your homework!
- Me: Not my division.
- Mum: Do your homework and Ill give you icecream.
- Me: SAY THAT AGAIN! Say that again and know that if you're lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
- Mum: You're crazy
- Me: Uhm excuse you, Im a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
- Me: OH HONEY YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN
- Mum: Okay Im going. You have to do it or you cant see any of your friends.
- Me: I dont have 'friends.'