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#Derek doesn’t actually have eyeballs

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

everything is one direction and nothing hurts.

John:

I screamed as I took the unfortunate skull and hurled it at the wall. It shattered like dust and the larger shards stung my face in revenge.

I looked at what I had done, intransitive for a while, then overwhelmed by shock. I hit the floor with a thud, for I was a dead wieght. He was going to be cross at me for breaking his skull…