how do you even make a car that’s worth that much money
you make a car like this
and then you make it eleven more times
and then you stop making it
white people cinco de mayo includes hellmann’s mayonnaise
JUAN: UNO
WHITE PEOPLE: ZERO
What would such a store sell?
FOX NEWS MERCHANDISE
i would take a picture of it but i’m too embarrassed
there are three big screen TVs inside the store playing Fox News nonstop
i didn’t go in
but there’s like
merch
it’s fox news merch
ha ha san francisco sucks
i don’t live in the city proper. of course there are places that deliver in san francisco right now.
no you don’t omg
all he does it talk about poop
sounds like the meaning of life to me
mike durstewitz is literally flawless
Mixed Reviews
no one discovers the meaning of life in hoboken
did you miss the part where i live in mid-2000s teen self-discovery/rom-com quadruple feature
whatisthisgripagrap replied to your post: This may be a dumb question, but why do Americans…
I say tuna sandwich!! Who the hell says tuna fish sandwich,????
sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: This may be a dumb question, but why do Americans…
Nah its Americans being stupid. But its generally only in tuna fish sandwich
cyparissus replied to your post: This may be a dumb question, but why do Americans…
only weirdos say tuna fish sandwich
All I’m hearing is, “American TV writers are stupid,” and I know that can’t be right. American TV has taught me so much about the American way of life.
robotempress replied to your post: This may be a dumb question, but why do Americans…
idk why but when i searched tuna on google i found this theatlantic.com/busines
Oh my god.
sheercalculatedsilliness said: i’m so much righter than the internet could ever be
“at least i’m not sam stecklow” is how i get through the day
are you kidding i so beat stecklow
i mean you do in general because i mean really you’re obviously better than him
THEY’RE BASICALLY TWINS THO
think of it
2014: the movie
jessica walter stars as nancy pelosi, the house minority leader whose plan to win back the majority becomes deadly when party leadership decides to assassinate every moderate republican to better chances of democratic victory.
also starring john travolta as john boehner, mike “the situation” as aaron schock, and sam the eagle as joe biden.
chocolate soy milk??
can u put that in coffee. NO.
sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: i forget how my astronomy professor weighs test…
Im sure youll be fine.
i think so.
i feel like she might be hesitant to fail someone with an A test average
lol let them starve
let them eat their goddamned in-n-out
sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: what a terrible time to be trying to fly home …
my mother was supposed to fly to panama yesterday. they rerouted her flight through atlanta and then kansas city and atlanta before eventually being like fuck that. stay relatively dry and safe and shit?
i’m supposed to be in kansas city by saturday which is why i have to get home (also it’s somebody’s birthday get crunk party tomorrow night so???) but yes essentially i am following in your mother’s footsteps which, i mean, is basically what i’ve been doing all my life
speaking of ridiculous things have you seen the reviews for the big wedding i’m dying
the big wedding basically seems like Privileged White People Drinking And Making Dumb Decisions so it sounds like my kind of movie
