Fun Fact; Yesterday I was on club penguin and I was at the pizza place and I got into a fight with somebody because I wanted to be a waiter. 

A girl just walked by sucking on a lollipop as if she was choking down the dick.

ew so i go outside to pull the trash to the curb and like i make eye contact with this girl and she was wearing army pants with flip flops and a selena gomez shirt i gave her a sassy smirk like louis and then i started laughing because i looked stupid and she just stared at me and then i walk in the house lol

who was ure first kiss?

“…His name was Hyo. He lived on my street and we fought a lot. He kissed me, knowing it would make me mad, and I punched him.”

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“Turns out, he had a crush on me. I’ve never been great at picking up on that.”

that awkward moment when only one person screams at a scary part in a movie theater

  • Dad: What do ya'll want to eat?
  • Daughter: I want to eat One Direction.

today at the mall I saw some one legitimately wearing those glasses with a fake mustache

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