“You think sharks would be embarrassed if they knew that we can all see their fins sticking out on top of the water? (Beat.) I think they'd be bummed, 'cause I don't think sharks are aware of that at all. Sharks think they're slick. They swim around, like 'Nobody has any idea who's down here!!!' And we're all up here like 'There's totally a shark right there.'”

LOUIS C.K.
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