“I know I'm capable of throwing a shutout, so I should probably strive for that every time I go out. And if I don't, I then I bite myself in the ass, not everybody else.”
—-Tim Lincecum
Are you shitting me right now Timmy? I really love the thought of you throwing a shutout game, but blaming yourself cause your team can’t give you run support? SMH.
kataang fans bitch at pugletto because she doesn’t like the “aged” look of 40!year old Aang in Korra. They claim it’s because she ships Zutara which is completely and totally fucking irrelevant to Aang’s character design. Pugletto makes another Older!aang post being a snarkass saying she thinks Aang should be peter pan because she ships Z/K and is clearly being facetious because people were being assholes to her with bullshit logic.
whiny kataang fans bitch further that this is why ship wars happen.
yes. yes it is kataang fans. You literally know no bounds.
There’s this girl at work who started a month or two ago and she’s so cute and she’s so stupid and her voice is really annoying but she’s really sweet but she’s so dumb and I just want to squeeze her face. I wish you could hear my voice when I imitate her saying, “I’M NOT A CRAZY GERM PERSON BUT I HAVE PURELL IN MY PURSE BECAUSE ATLANTIC CITY IS GROSS.” Me: “Oh, you were in Atlantic City?” “YEAH I LIKE TO GO THERE FOR SHOWS LIIIIIIIIKE I SAW JAY LENO AND THEN I SAW CRAIG FERGUSON.” Me: “Oh, I love Craig Ferguson! I saw him at Carnegie Hall.” “YEAHHHHHH I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE CRAIG FERGUSON BUT I SAW BOB SAGET IN AC AND HE WAS SOOOOOOO FUNNY BUT HE WAS REALLY DIRTY LIIIIIIKE HE SAID… I CAN’T EVEN SAY IT! GIGGLE GIGGLE” Or, like, remember when those ugly new Disney rooms came out? “OH MY GOD I THINK THEY’RE SO CUTE LIKE. I THINK THEY’RE ADORABLE.”
Urrrggghhhhhhhh you are so stupid girl. She’s been here almost two months and she still keeps telling people she’s in training. She’s not. She just doesn’t understand anything. And she loves Disney. Yesterday she was marching around the office dragging a little Minnie Mouse suitcase behind her saying, “OH MY GOD LOOK RODMANSTREET I’M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!” And Crazy Coworker made her a mix cd of Disney songs that was basically a mix cd of Disney’s hold music. “OH MY GOD LOOK RODMANSTREET LOOK WHAT SHE MADE ME I LOVE DISNEY LOOK IT’S SO CUTE IT’S A SMALL WORLD I LOVE THAT SONG!”
Would you believe she’s the same age as me? I WANT TO SQUEEZE HER FACE OFF AND I’M NOT SURE IF I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY OR NOT.
