First name: Veronica Nickname: Mrs. McCartney Gender: Female Nationality: Mexico but you live in Canada Relationship status: Married to Paul, but you're going to have an affair with this Angel guy. Likes: The 1960s, The Beatles, Classic Rock, Cloud Atlas and Jim Sturgess Dislikes: Your face. Random fact: You're awesome. Does that count?

OMG THIS IS SO SPOT ON I ACTUALLY LAUGHED

Especially Relationship statues I mean yeah prolly (also kind of cheating on Pauly already with Ben Whishaw woops I’m in two marriages at the moment) AND WOW I APPLAUD YOU IN MY LIKES/DISLIKES YES THANK YOU HAVE A VIRTUAL COOKIE FOR THIS

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sgtsalt replied to your post: please dont ask why i did this i just did—-

Why did you do this?

i-

i dont know

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sgtsalt replied to your post: can i fuck u

I’m John, I can do whatever I damn well please.

wow, we got a sassy John Lennon on aisle 4

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laurareachedherpostlimits replied to your post: why would you want to go vegetarian?

LITERALLY SAME but my parents wont let me and i bet urs wont bc theyre christian

i think ill try it out for lent, whenever the hell that is

i guess it depends on how that goes

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sgtsalt replied to your post: why would you want to go vegetarian?

I get that. Then I eat chicken and compare it to tofu and I decide maybe I’ll stick with the nature of humans

yeah i dont know tofu is kinda good though?????? omg

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sgtsalt replied to your post: sgtsalt replied to your post: I tought u wer Karen…

but not roger or keith

oh

damn

youre right

but

pete

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sgtsalt replied to your post: I tought u wer Karen ;__; naw ai fil mai drems ar…

kira> karen

no no no kira < karen because karen got to have sex with pete

Hello, that's a nice blog you have there.

aw thanks, you too :)

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sgtsalt replied to your photo: ahhh memories — OH MY GOD MAHDEE THAT’S…

That seems like something I would’ve done if I had been around then…

wAIT DONE WHAT EXACTLY—

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What's misfits? Tell me of this glorious feels machine.

well it’s a bloody fucking incredible show about super powers and oh..the feels

i need a fan to talk about it

SO MANY FEELS

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I JUST WANT EVERYBODY AGAIN AND BY EVERYBODY I MEAN CURTIS, ALISHA, SIMON, NATHAN AND KELLY

i won’t watch this bloody show anymore

You really dug yourself in a hole.

ahah i know jesus christ. vkjfbnf

So this tumblr is great, Brigitte Bardot is fantastic, and the Beatles, the Who and Pink Floyd are th greatest bands ever. Also; Hi, I'm Salt/Colton and I am obsessed with all the things I just mentioned.

I am as well. Hence the blog! Ta x

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