Gif, also known as Jif | Media | The Guardian
guardian.co.ukGif passnotes:
Name: Gif.
Age: 26.
Appearance: A cat falling into a toilet, for ever.
Why are we talking about Gifs? Is one trending on Twitter? Is it a girl bouncing on a trampoline without a bra again? Nope, it’s the inventor of the Gif, Steven Wilhite.
Steven Wilhite has been bouncing on a trampoline without a bra? Get your mind out of the gutter. He has been voicing his concern that we have all been mispronouncing the word “Gif” for the past two decades.
Have we? You mean people exist in this world who say the word “Gif” out loud? Yes. And they’ve been using a hard G when they’ve done it, like “gosh” or “gorilla” or “git”.
And presumably it’s supposed to have a soft G? That’s right, like “Germany” or “gin” or “Gee, does any of this even matter?”
Does it even matter? Apparently it does. Wilhite picked up a lifetime achievement Webby for his invention this week and took the opportunity to conclusively state that “It is a soft ‘G’, pronounced ‘jif’. End of story.”
Well, that’s us told. What does Gif stand for, anyway? Graphics Interchange Format.
But “graphics” starts with a hard G. Shouldn’t Gif start with a hard G too? Stop it, you’re only complicating things.
The thing is real women have big tits and little tits and fake tits. They have curves and angles and butts and no butts. They have short hair, long hair, hairy legs and nonhairy legs. Sometimes they're born as men. People should love you for you.
Bless this entire ask, like wow good job you win all the fucking awards as a human being.
Destiel does not necessarily mean porn
It’s a ship name, a couple name.
Like Bennifer or Brangelina.
Don’t get me wrong sex is awesome, porn is awesome, and Destiel gives good porn, but it gives a lot more horrible horrible pain, awkward obliviousness and wonderful soul bonding eternal love than anything else.
