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“i hate all of you stop comparing me to kittens i don't like jam i don't have a tumblr i don't ship anything whatever that means i don't write fanfiction i hate all of you I HATE ALL OF YOU”

—martin freeman

This is how that girl scares boys off:

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This is how Oliver Sykes scares his fan girls off:

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and so it goes

Wipe up liquid.

What is it?

Could be dog pee.

Smell it.

Nope, cat yack.

Oh, there’s more.

Bad dog! Throw dog out.

Wipe up liquid.

Smell it.

Is it cat pee? Dog pee? More yack? There are pieces of ribbon, this doesn’t look good. Stupid cat.

I see more liquid.

Wipe it up. Smell it.

Oh, wait, that’s just water.

And on and on…

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