people who get good grades and can be on tumblr at the same time

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  • Teacher: Saan ka nagbakasyon?
  • Ikaw: Sa harap po ng computer.

One time in middle school my principal was convinced he booked Usher to perform for us and he got security and a stage and everything and Usher didn’t even know about it and it made national news

Seeing all these posts about how hard it is in school when there's no other wrestling fans but yourself , I was about to suggest we have our own school where all the kids were wrestling fans.

Then I realized it’d be a giant brawl between Heel fans and Face fans all day and there would be cat fights over the Shield. The body count would be enormous.

Dadating nanaman yung panahon na papasok tayo’t pagagawan ng essay ng mga teachers natin sa filipino tsaka english kung kamusta yung summer natin (para lang may magawa) tas magkkwento sa harap ng klase. Pipili ng random syempre, pero pipiliin yung sa matatalino talaga kasi madaming masasabi kahit di productive yung mga nakalagay lahat. Dadating din yung punto na kahit kilala na talaga yung isa’t isa magrerequest yung mga teachers ng introduce yourself. Magkakatawanan kayong magkakaklase sa mga sasabihin ng isa’t isa kasi yung mga iba talagang magkakakilala na. May mga iba namang magpapagawa ng first impressions. Pasa pasa ng intermediate paper at matatawa ka na lang din sa mga isusulat sayo ng mga kakase mo. kunwari anonymous pa pero kilala mo din naman yung sulat na yung iba naglalagay pa ng trade mark. Uuso nanaman yung “palibre” dito’t diyan. Uuso nanaman satin yung mga murahan. Buhay high school nga naman ohh!

Tumblr Tm: It’s my last day of school!!

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Me:I have school on monday…..

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one time I cheated on an exam by writing down the answers on my thigh the night before and then wearing tights to school and I just rolled my tights down during the test and I felt like I was in one of those porns where teachers catch you cheating 

but I didn’t get caught and I got an A on the test without getting cum on my face \m/ 

come at me college 

my teacher jst started crying bc there are tickets on sale for some concert she wanted to go to so she stopped our entire class and told us to shut up so she could buy them

i like my teacher

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