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satanturkey replied to your post: HE JUST PUNCHED PEPPA PIG ON LIVE TV

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satanturkey replied to your post: They’re literally nerfgunning the audience with…

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He just almost made a small child trample a baby.

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satanturkey replied to your photo: i may have a nice bone structure but that don’t…

yeah well thats where im fortunate with my j-pop boyband member fringe

I was real confused here for a minute as I visualized you with a set of bangs actually constructed out of j-pop boyband members

birdsex is super weird and super fast i bet you dont last long in the potato sack

“Super weird” might fit, but why don’t you ask my husband, I’m sure he can dispell any doubts you might have.

Kar.

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yousawmecoming replied to your post: yousawmecoming replied to your post: its raining…

SCROOOOOGE SCROOOOGE Fine Ill enjoy this fabulous 75 degree weather. Through the window. Cause like hell Im gonna actually go outside.

GODDAMMIT CYNDY THE RAIN IS SUDDENLY LETTING UP AND I CAN ONLY ASSUME IT IS SOMEHOW YOUR FAULT.

satanturkey replied to your postyousawmecoming replied to your post: its raining…

drops a towel on you

i… wat.

we still love you ren hhhhhhshhsshsh even if you are a big weenie

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satanturkey replied to your post: how do dicks even exist

you would know, youve touched the dick

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by bird biology, when you say youve had sex 50,000 times, is that all in night

….what.

birds are real whores :(

….what are you trying to say here, Kar.

im watching a tv show on david attenborough and the birds in it are like the whores of babylon

Are they spilling their goblets of wine all over themselves as well?

IM NOT SAYING YOURE A BIRDWHORE but like

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birds, ma’am. birds.

Bluejays mate for life you know. B|

hey lil mama lemme whisper in ur nip

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satanturkey replied to your post: satanturkey replied to your post: bardofgrope…

rood :((…………….im a fly anyway…….

flies are ok

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satanturkey replied to your post: bardofgrope replied to your post: oh no there are…

can i join yall in the lonely corner

NO TURKEYS ALLOWED

yes you can

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satanturkey replied to your post: slick actually likes chrimbus a lot, its one of…

what a fat baby

he likes to window shop too, like he just stops in front of those little stores with cute christmas setups in the windows and he just watches them with this big stupid grin on his face

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