- Shipper: I like NaruHina
- Hater: Naruto is the main character! He doesn't care about that unimportant, overrated, selfish stalker!
- Shipper: I like NaruSaku
- Hater: Sakura is useless and a bitch to Naruto! All she cares about is Uchiha dick!
- Shipper: I like SasuSaku
- Hater: OMG! I bet you support guys beating their girlfriends. SasuSaku is an abusive relationship!
- Shipper: I like SasuNaru
- Hater: Not every anime guy is gay! Stupid yaoi fangirls.
- Shipper: I like SasuHina
- Hater: Da fuq? Sasuke and Hinata never spoke to each other.
- Shipper: I like NejiHina
- Hater: EW! INCEST! They'll have three-headed babies with six eyes.
- Shipper: I like NejiTen
- Hater: Neji and TenTen don't like each other! They're not even friends!
- Shipper: I like KakaSaku
- Hater: PEDO ALERT!
- Shipper: I like SakuHina
- Hater: ...What?
