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lol pathetic

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Me: I wish there were such things as hand socks

Person: They’re called gloves.

Me:

you know how in harry potter the resurrection stone is kept inside that snitch and the snitch is super sassy and all “bitch i open at the close”

that’s like me in a social situation omfg

  • Friend: What do you want to be when you grow up?
  • Me: Stupid.

Ok so now I feel a lil bit bad for being a sassy mouth to the nice Spanish man this morning.

He asked if he could take me picture because he liked my outfit

To which I said yes – because shit like this never really happens to me, I am not a fashionable person

He then asked what my inspiration was for my outfit

I said it was “post apocalyptic grunge Eskimo…obviously!” 

Im such a sassy mouth sarcastic bitch at times, and I really don’t mean to be. It’s just an automatic reflex.

Sorry nice Mr Spanish man !!

guess who isn’t at schooooool

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MEEEEEEEEEH.

It’s funny when fy1990s reblogs something from me and people will reblog it from me instead of him so it looks like they did more digging than they actually did.

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