“They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin, and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of 30 Rock. Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy.”
“You know, I think I finally figured out where Sarah Palin came from: someone cast a spell on a YouTube comment, and it came to life.”
—JON STEWART, remarking on Sarah Palin’s “More background checks? Dandy idea, Mr. President. Should’ve started with yours” comment at CPAC, on The Daily Show
