Sannan's public service announcement
“This is becoming quite ridiculous.”
His irritation was announced by the sharp clack of the tea cup returning to the tray.
“Recently, I have had the honor and the pleasure of receiving asks which inquired my opinion, and that of my mun’s. By now, I would have responded. They would have their answer and then I would have gotten to know them better. however, this has not happened.”
He pours more tea into the cup hastily, before returning the teapot to it’s usual spot at his side. He picked up the cup and drank deeply, returning it to the tray with another sharp clack.
“Why may you ask? Because Tumblr has decided to EAT my asks. I would like to inform you, Tumblr, that my asks are for MY pleasure and for MY partaking. NOT yours.”
He clears his throat before continuing.
“Tumblr, are you that hungry? Are you so hungry that you must continue to eat MY asks, and those of my colleagues? Is there not some other diet you could indulge in, rather than this destructive and evasive SNACKING habit of yours? Let me tell you what a consequence of such snacking is. FATNESS. Tumblr, If you keep this up, you will get GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT!”
“And do not think that I have not notice you, posting foods in your Tumblr radar. Miniature bananas and sandwiches with pretzels… Angry Bananas… and Miniature bananas once more…”
He picked up his tea cup.
“YOU MAY AS WELL EAT ALL THOSE READ MOREs!! They’ll have enough banana to last your snacking habits a life time! And they’d be healthier! Bananas have a high concentration of potassium! Potassium aids in the growing of strong bones!!”
“Tumblr… I am saying this for your own good. We all care about you.
And more importantly, our asks and messages not ending up in your stomach.”
He grips the cup with so much force that it cracks loudly in his hand.
((STOP EATING MY ASKS!!! I’M SORRY [INSERT NAME HERE] (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) TUMBLR HAS EATEN YOUR MESSAGES TO ME!!!))