Tumblr goes down for 24 hours
- Hour 1: 50% of users begin to experience withdrawal symptoms. Head aches, nausea etc.
- Hour 2: Fandoms begin to start wars as they have no where to vent their feels about fan fiction.
- Hour 3: Users begin to die.
- Hour 4: White girls begin emailing pictures of their starbucks to everyone on their email list/put on facebook.
- Hour 5: The weaker fandoms are all dead.
- Hour 6: 40% of users have died due to withdrawal.
- Hour 7: Starbucks notices a massive declines in profits as white girls are no longer coming as they can't post their pictures of starbucks anywhere.
- Hour 8: The cats and kittens begin to act out as we are no longer are putting cute gifs of them anywhere and therefore pay minimum attention to them.
- Hour 9: Massive decline in numbers in fandoms. Only about 30% of people still alive and fighting for the next season. The Sherlock Fandom is becoming rabid as they can't post about how season 3 is never coming.
- Hour 10: People read books and with no where to moan about it begin to go crazy.
- Hour 11: 70% of remaining tumblr users are in the fotel postion or rocking back and forth.
- Hour 12: People begin to put pictures of Patrick Star and the sky on cars and buses.
- Hour 13: No one dyes their hair because they can't post it on tumblr or ask people's opinion.
- Hour 14: John Green has written another book because tumblr is no longer distracting him.
- Hour 15: Anyone not already dead from the withdrawal has fallen into a zombie like state.
- Hour 16: People begin to mail random questions to random people with no return address.
- Hour 17: Only 20% of users remain.
- Hour 18: Doctor Who fandom and Sherlock fandom has joined together to find Moffat and punish him for his crimes against feels.
- Hour 19: Rehab has become over run with users who have hit rock bottom after seeing what withdrawal does to them.
- Hour 20: sleep.
- Hour 21: The 20% who remain have begun to form a secret society.
- Hour 22: They worship a cat.
- Hour 23: They hunt down tumblr creator, karp and offer him as sacfrice to the cat.
- Hour 24: Millions of deaths. Tumblr back up. People begin to regain some sanity.
