Well London, you fucked us over. Fuck you. I’ll enjoy the riots, the strikes, the cuts and the mortgages I’ll have to take out for a fucking travel card. Fuck you Boris. I’m not fucking buying it. You’re not Stephen Fry, you’re a nasty little tory who’s going to grind London down to a powder so you and your bullingdon chums can snort it off a “prozzer’s” back. Just remember, I didn’t fucking buy it.