Evolution of the ‘Kurt is getting a love interest’ idea

Ryan Murphy: So, Kurt’s getting a boyfriend this season

Us:

RY: Is Chord Overstreet

Us: ….? That’s a name?

He’s this guy:

Us: ohhhhh

Duets:

Us:

RY: Now we are casting someone else

Us: wtf.

RY: Is Darren Criss

Us:

RY. But he’s just a mentor

Us:

Teenage Dream/ Baby It’s cold outside

Us: Mentor my ass

And 1871092712+1 moments later:

Us: /ded of joy

And the award for "Greatest Troll" goes to....

RYAN MURPHY! 

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Ryan Murphy doesn't just hate lesbians; he hates women

If you can’t see that from his writing, then you’re fucking blind. Are there any actual likable lead female characters on his show? No.

  • Quinn Fabray
    Cheater, liar, manipulator
  • Rachel Berry
    Diva, liar, manipulator, bitch
  • Sue Sylvester
    Evil (why I love her, but still), conniving, bitch 
  • Santana Lopez
    Promiscuous, liar, bitch
  • Brittany Pierce
    Promiscuous, liar, bimbo
  • Tina Cohen
    Liar, boring
  • Emma Pillsbury
    Helpless
  • Mercedes Jones
    Diva, lonely, faghag
  •  Terri Schuster
    Liar, bitch, crazy

I don’t think we’re going see any positive female storylines unless they have a man as their savoir. It’s official; I give up on Glee

Murphy's Law

  • Any relationship Glee goes near that can go wrong will go wrong. 

Hide yo' pr0nz, hide yo' angst, hide yo' fluff, and hide yo' crackfic 'cuz they readin' errythang on here. D:

The Glee Project -

You know you are going home when Ryan tells you:
he is rooting for you
you could be the replacement for XXX
you are what the show is all about 

Wait a mintue. If everybody is coming back to help with the final music video, right. What if Ryan says they all win (Alex, Damian, Linday, and Samuel) The Glee Project?!

Some people will be like:

Some people will be like:

and Ryan Murphy will be like:

I FEEL SO SPECIAL

Hi, guise. I have my first follower.
Okay, guy, mr.nearlyunheadlessnick? You made my day :)
Yaaaaaaaaaaay *insert flailing gif here*


But still, I’m flailing because Mr.Ryan’Murphy is all troll like and watching fandom explode at his cause. Okay, byyyyyye!!!

Ryan Murphy... you are a troll.

And you have issues with continuity.

Whatever happened to Sue’s Corner? Is it just gone with the wind? That was one of my favorite parts of season one.

guys the faberryfornever blog is really Finn, wait maybe Ryan Murphy! I have my money on Ryan Murphy his the biggest Finchel shipper there is! 

Ryan Murphy your so funny

You have no argument what so ever! You reply with stupid shit!

I bet Ryan Murphy is being an ass about Brittana because he’s got something planned for them and he just likes teasing everyone because it’s pissing everyone off. Y’all know he’s a troll, I don’t know why you feed the fire by continually harassing him about it.

Unpopular opinion

Whenever people say that season two was a Blaine/Darren-show and that Darren took up the majority of season two, I’m thinking back to that wonderfully edited video of all the klaine-scenes, which in the version I got, which includes the entire Kurt-is-going-to-Dalton-because-he-was-bullied-storyline, so even from before Blaine was introduced, is about two hours long. I think if you start out from Blaine walking down the stairs at Dalton and only put in the scenes where his face actually appears, it’s just a bit above an hour. and this is out of a season which adds up to nearly 17 hours of screen time in total (these numbers are approximate, I’m not that nerdy to calculate the exact times). in case you don’t know the definition for majority: two hours is not a majority when the total is 17. 9 hours would be a majority. 10 would be a majority. but 2? Nope.

And, one scene excluded, all the scenes with Blaine, involve Kurt in one way or another, yes even when he is blatantly singing every frikking Warblers solo.  There’s Kurt either showing his infatuation with the guy or his annoyance with the guy.

I realize people who don’t like Blaine will have groaned every time he came on the screen and maybe thought it took forever until he left again. I also realize that some characters did not seem to have much of a storyline and most of their screen time was, unfortunately, reduced to waving a flag in the background or something. But a) that is in no way Darren’s fault, b) I’m pretty sure that if you edited all the scenes for each individual character together, their individual screen time would add up to quite a bit, most probably also two hours or even more, and c) this has from the beginning been a Rachel/Quinn/Finn/Kurt-show and that certainly hasn’t changed in the second season, in my humble opinion. maybe I’m just blind, but I’ve never seen anyone complain about that. the main focus always seems to have been on these four, and the rest of the cast haven’t had as much screen time and story lines as they did, even if people like Tina and Artie and Puck have been there from the beginning.

Since Blaine was part of the Kurt story line it might have seemed more than it did with other characters, but when you come to think of it, it really wasn’t. we barely know anything about his background, just like with Mike. we knew more about Sam’s background by the end of the season than we ever did about Mike’s or Tina’s or Santana’s. Ryan Murphy’s story lines are for the most part crap and that’s basically a fact. but so are a lot of story lines from other tv shows.

Yes, I like Darren Criss, so you might call me biased if you have to, but that doesn’t keep me from looking at this constructively and critically, and I just don’t like people constantly complaining about his massive amount of screen time, when there wasn’t even that much.

Quite possibly Ryan Murphy loves Darren and his voice and his performance talent to bits, but that’s not exactly Darren’s fault. I mean if I were Darren I’d take whatever the fuck I’m getting, happy about everything and anything and I’m pretty sure the rest of the cast are the same. Actors are attention-seeking people, or else they wouldn’t be actors.

(I think I got off point towards the end there. stopping rant now.)

Random dreams and lulzing over trolls...

So last night I dreamt about Darren Criss in speedos…

…it was going to happen sooner or later! 

Then I spent the rest of my time lulzing at the fact Ryan Murphy told Alex to be more humble on the Glee Project (I am in the UK and therefore behind) I mean, talk about needing to take your own advice. 

I have to go to sleep but I look forward to the results of this twitter-riot. And Gleekto’s responses because she always has something calm and level headed to say.

iloveskybison answered your question: So I’m watching the Sectionals episode and keep noticing Blaine looking at Sam during I’ve Had The Time of My Life.

I noticed that too. WHATS GOIN ON

I like to think it’s nothing. I mean whats the worst that can happen? Sam transferred from Dalton and Blaine remembered him? Let’s hope that happens and nothing else. Seriously, if Ryan Murphy messes Klaine up he won’t have a scalp anymore. And he won’t be working that scalpless look too.

oxygenlovelove answered your question: So I’m watching the Sectionals episode and keep noticing Blaine looking at Sam during I’ve Had The Time of My Life.

All I can say is that if RM fucks Klaine up, he’ll die before they reach Season 3.

RM fucks everything up. I had a horrible thought while watching Hey Soul Sister just now. What if Ryan Murphy kills Blaine and Kurt gets all sad and has a breakdown. OH MY GOD I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. Okay. I didn’t say that. Aghhh. But seriously, Ryan Trollin Murphy needs to get his shit right.

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