I JUST WANT A LEGIT RUNNER BOYFRIEND THAT WILL TRAIN WITH ME AND MAKE ME BETTER.

Is that really so much to ask? I really don’t think so.

  • everyone in the world: ugh i have to go work out, gosh darn it why cant the things i actually LIKE doing be the things that burn hundreds of calories
  • runners: lol sucks to be normal

I would much rather PR than be in a relationship.

Cold weather running problems:

  • Start of the run: BRRR I'm so chilly right now. Maybe I should have warn another layer. I don't know if I'm going to warm up enough because it is COOOLD.
  • End of the run: Definitely warmed up enough.. warmed up TOO MUCH. I should have worn less clothing because I am HOT.
  • Coach: On your mark!
  • Me: Okay, I'm ready, I've got this!
  • Coach: Get set!
  • Me: I am SO pumped up, I'm gonna run so fast.
  • Coach: GO!
  • Me: Fuck I have to poop.

When I'm running

- Don’t honk at me.
- Don’t whistle at me.
- Don’t look at me.
- Don’t.

  • Normal people: I'm tired. I'm going to take a nap!
  • Me: I'm tired. I'm going for a run!

How You Feel When You Get Boxed In

  • everyone: you are way to addicted to running
  • me: no

When I started running every day

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When non-committed runners talk about running on facebook.

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trying to act normal around nonrunner friends

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Before runners high/endorphins kick in

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