BREAKING NEWS IN BRITAIN; YARN BOMBING EPIDEMIC.
I love my country, I truly do. Im watching the news, and what do I see?
MAIN STORY; YARN BOMBING EPIDEMIC.
Yes, world, that’s right. The biggest issue Britain has right now is that there are groups of people all over the country, spending their time knitting and dressing up phone boxes.
ONLY IN BRITAIN.
The American spelling of most words makes me want to cry.
Especially anything where an ‘S’ is transposed for a ‘Z’ (zed, not zee) and where words are disembowelled of their ‘U’s.
Oh and the one that really, really gets my hackles up is where they take cheque, as in a bank cheque, and they spell it ‘check’.