Three rules of the internet
Rule 34: For everything, there is porn of it. No exceptions
Rule 35: For everything, there is a Hello Kitty version of it. No exceptions
Rule 36: For everything, there is a sexy female Halloween costume version of it. No exceptions.
Just be most fearful of anything that fulfills all three rules at the same time.
Rule 34 and 35
In my lurking on /b/ I have learned one undeniable truth. Rule 34 is never wrong. For those of you that don’t know what rule 34 is, it states, “If it exists there is porn of it.” The very closely related rule 35 is also always true. Rule 35 states, “If there is no porn of it, some will be created.”
4chan is horrible. It is the asshole of the internet. Even though that is true, once you visit it, you keep going back to be disgusted again. But I digress. As I was saying about rule 34…well let’s just say I won’t be able to watch Gnomeo and Juliet now.
