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okay, you know what. i am going to do it.

  • reblog this post if you want your name put in a book
  • i’m going to give the book to someone at RTX
  • maybe gavin or michael, who knows
  • when it gets closer to the date i’m going to make a poll and put it on my tumblr
  • and y’all can vote on who i give it to
  • Burnie: The best thing is, you know, we can use Michael and Gavin as our lab rats. It's like we get a lot of fun adventures and as a bonus, at the end of the season, Michael and Gavin are dead. So that's good.
  • Joel: Or they kiss.

At RTX:

  • Audience: Kiss!
  • Gus: I would, but Geoff's beard is kind of prickly right now.
  • Geoff: Gus and I actually did kiss on camera once, for a CNN interview and they cut it.
  • Gus: Oh yeah, we did!
  • Geoff: Like right on the lips, in the middle of the interview and they fucking cut it.
  • Gus: Right when we were leaning into each other they were like "cut!" and that was it. So they made it look like we faked it but no, we were two steps away from doing it.
  • Geoff: Yeah.
  • Gus: That was a terrible question.
  • Burnie: Yeah, it really was.
  • Gus: But it made me think about kissing Geoff, so that was pleasant.
  • Burnie: Because that's what family's all about.
  • Gus: We also cuddled in a hotel bed once...
  • Matt: Okay, let's move on.
  • Burnie: Today has turned into a confessional.
  • *Pause*
  • Burnie: I sucked Joel's dick.
  • *growing laughter and whistling*
  • Joel: Why are you applauding that, what the hell's wrong with you!? Jesus.
  • Burnie: That was the first half of the spit cup story.
  • *audience is grossed out*
  • Joel: You know, I thought, "should I go-... no I better not go there".
  • Burnie: That's what you said that night.
  • Geoff: Alright...
  • Gus: Who's next?

I just really want to go to RTX.

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