“Anyone who believes Queen Elizabeth II has never once been topless on a French beach in her eighty-six years is fooling themselves. Both the constant, insatiable harassment from desperate paparazzi and the willingness of the 24-hour media to report on everything involving public figures - no matter how personal, trifling, or irrelevant - is an invention of the last thirty years. When Queen Elizabeth was Kate's age, anyone who tried to surreptitiously snap or sell a topless photo of her would have likely been denounced as a smut peddler and had their career ruined. Are we to believe that the reason Clinton was impeached for oral sex in the Oval Office and Kennedy wasn't has to do with common sense, rather than a sea change in what meets the standard of journalism?”